Quote Originally Posted by Thorn View Post
Black helicopters? Nah, that's the .gov guys. Besides, they only come around after I buy a copy of Catcher in the Rye. (Note to self: You MUST stop by bookstore today.)

The Apple guys have white choppers, that hide in the clouds. They never crash, or if they do, they never admit it publicly.

...adds note....

Do not bite the nose off of Jean Luc Picard today.