Is your child a hacker

[-=Xploitz=-]

Not to mention that you cannot buy AMD processors in the shops.

I guess someone ought to tell the shops near me that.

Why are AMD processors "the hackers choice"? Vice M$??

I don't get this? I wasn't aware that a processor could be used as a hacking tool?? WTF>????

[streaker69]

Why are AMD processors "the hackers choice"? Vice M$??

I don't get this? I wasn't aware that a processor could be used as a hacking tool?? WTF>????

In case you didn't realize it, the entire article is a joke.

[-=Xploitz=-]

In case you didn't realize it, the entire article is a joke.

No..lol.. I got that it was a joke...its just not like b_p to try to be funny..lol I didn't read that far into the article.

So I took him seriously...and literally.

Foot properly inserted into mouth.

[EnculeurDePoules]

Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.


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mee duuuumb!

is that a serious news? is that written by a 90 year old technophobia religious or what???

its scary!

Edit: ha...its a joke, haha
it looked quite real though!

[LT72884]

"If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well."

OMG LOL AMD a knock off. Who would have known.

[godcronos]

AOL? WTF?
I used to work for a computer store and most of the people that came in with computer problems(spyware, viruses,software problems),3 out of 5 used AOL.
I don't know what filters they are talking about, 'cause if it is so safe why these people get most of the viruses and spyware!
I could be wrong,maybe AOL is awesome, but then..I doubt it!
"Lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional." - give me a break. I have installed Linux many times, but never damaged my computer.I am pretty sure that installing Lunix won't damage your computer. Heck,give it time, you may even like it )
Ohh, if they are looking for some "professionals" to fix the pc, pm me or Xploitz, we will be glad to help!Hahahaha!

"If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive." - this has got to be a joke! I just hope I won't have some of my clients ask me about this article! LOL.

"Has your son radically changed his appearance?"- yeah it's called the stupid nowadays fashion. Dressing up like freaks! "Is Your Child A Computer Hacker?", Hacker - so easily used!Hmm...dang media!

Enough, this is a joke!

[streaker69]

Actually, I think this article should be mass mailed to the teaming masses.

It should be written up like a news article. It would be hilarious.

[godcronos]

I bet this guys website would get a lot of traffic!
Hmm...now that's one way to get traffic to your site! Maybe get some sponsors!
People come, read some crap and Pepsi is in the back of their heads!And next time they eat out, guess what they'll want to drink???
Hahahah!Lol!
I may have just invented a new way of advertising! ) Naaa, I am just fooling myself!

[Primey]

Actually, I think this article should be mass mailed to the teaming masses.

It should be written up like a news article. It would be hilarious.

i agree, we should warn the masses about this thing called "linux"

THE END OF THE WORLD I TELL YA!!!

[Andy90]

"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites"

I just spent 29 minutes today...whew...im in the clear guys!!

I spend that just on porn

I couldn't tell at first if this was real or not, but yeah has to be fake..... surely?