Actually, I think this article should be mass mailed to the teaming masses.
It should be written up like a news article. It would be hilarious.
You mean like the dihydrogen monoxide scare?
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69