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    Default Is your child a hacker

    I had a lot of people ask me about my old sig. This is the artical i got it from


    http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childh...ildhacker.html

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    LOL, Lunix.
    I felt like bending the bars back, and ripping out the window frames and eating them. yes, eating them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumb*sses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!

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    LoL this is funny .. i wonder how old his son is?!
    the best part is this quote : "lunix is a capricious beast" geezzz im still laughing about it!

    woow this is too funny to be true!
    LOL
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    Cool

    Just to add to the theme of hacking...

    Seen this one??





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    ok, i will sleep in fear now that i know that "linux" is a capricious beast...LOL!

    who do i get the sudden feeling that Microsoft had a hand in that article?

    this one made me laugh as well "such as Intel, use to prevent hacking."


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    Not to mention that you cannot buy AMD processors in the shops.

    I guess someone ought to tell the shops near me that.

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    If that was my dad I'd be more interested in killing him then lunux lol. Could you imagine it hahah "He's been using that fu%$ lunux again. Before long he will be a zombie or dead" lol

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    Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.


    agagaaaaa
    eaaat
    mee duuuumb!

    is that a serious news? is that written by a 90 year old technophobia religious or what???

    its scary!

    Edit: ha...its a joke, haha
    it looked quite real though!

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    AOL? WTF?
    I used to work for a computer store and most of the people that came in with computer problems(spyware, viruses,software problems),3 out of 5 used AOL.
    I don't know what filters they are talking about, 'cause if it is so safe why these people get most of the viruses and spyware!
    I could be wrong,maybe AOL is awesome, but then..I doubt it!
    "Lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional." - give me a break. I have installed Linux many times, but never damaged my computer.I am pretty sure that installing Lunix won't damage your computer. Heck,give it time, you may even like it )
    Ohh, if they are looking for some "professionals" to fix the pc, pm me or Xploitz, we will be glad to help!Hahahaha!

    "If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive." - this has got to be a joke! I just hope I won't have some of my clients ask me about this article! LOL.

    "Has your son radically changed his appearance?"- yeah it's called the stupid nowadays fashion. Dressing up like freaks! "Is Your Child A Computer Hacker?", Hacker - so easily used!Hmm...dang media!

    Enough, this is a joke!

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    Actually, I think this article should be mass mailed to the teaming masses.

    It should be written up like a news article. It would be hilarious.
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