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    Default HOWTO: Get yourself banned

    Code:
    rmmod com_sense
    ifconfig brain0 down && ifconfig brain0 up
    iwconfig brain0 mode unmanaged
    iwconfig brain0 txpower 0mW
    iwconfig brain0 sens none
    /pentest/misc/gyab-console
    
    get yourself banned console v 0.4
    with apologies to the metasploit team
    
    (8 unacceptable questions, 5 payloads, 1 destination)
    
    gyab> show unacceptable questions
    
       ilgl_wap_neighbor	How do I break into my neighbor's wireless network?
       ilgl_wap_coffee	How do I break into my local coffee shop's wireless network?
       ilgl_wap_hotel	How do I break into my hotel's wireless network?
       ilgl_wap_fakeclient	How do I break into my "client's" wireless network?
       ilgl_general		How do I <insert illegal hacking task here>?
       spam_software	Buy <blah, blah, blah> for only <blah, blah, blah>!
       spam_accusatory	You know you all are a bunch of criminal hackers anyway, so tell me what I want to know!
       spam_expletive	You <bleep>ing mods, go ahead and <bleep>ing ban me!
    
    gyab> use ilgl_wap_neighbor
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> show payloads
    
       ridicule_streaker69	streaker69 makes fun of you and you get banned
       ridicule_bp		balding_parrot makes fun of you and you get banned
       ridicule_xploitz	xploitz makes fun of you and you get banned
       ridicule_general	lots of people make fun of you and you get banned
       pld_all_above	all of the above
    
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> set PAYLOAD pld_all_above
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> show post destinations
    
       idiots_corner	The Idiot's Corner
    
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> set DEST idiots_corner
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> post
    
    Connecting to Remote Exploit's Newbie forum...
    Posting unacceptable question...
    Post successful.
    Waiting for feedback...
    
       streaker69:		<something about soap, walnuts, jail cells, and bubba>
    			<we all laugh while feeling mildly uncomfortable>
    
       balding_parrot:	<like Zorro with a keyboard, he cuts you down to 3 microns with his rapier wit>
    			<and leaves a "bp" on your virtual forehead>
    
       xploitz:		<you can almost hear the power-corrupted laughter> 
    			<as he thanks you for giving him someone to practice his new mad mod skillz on>
    
       theprez98:		<states "We do not condone your behavior. This thread is closed and you are banned.">
    			<mumbles to himself "This was so much easier when I could just shoot 'em">
    				
    Feedback received.
    Checking thread location...
    Thread moved to the Idiot's Corner.
    Checking account status...
    Account ban successful.
    Unable to continue connection. Connection reset by remote server. Good-bye.
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    WONDERFULL........... A MUST HAVE LOLOLOL

    i love that :
    "
    gyab> use ilgl_wap_neighbor
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> show payloads

    ridicule_streaker69 streaker69 makes fun of you and you get banned
    ridicule_bp balding_parrot makes fun of you and you get banned
    ridicule_general lots of people make fun of you and you get banned
    pld_all_above all of the above

    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> set PAYLOAD pld_all_above
    gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> show post destinations

    idiots_corner The Idiot's Corner





    nice one ....
    Watch your back, your packetz will belong to me soon... xD

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    Thanks.

    I thought briefly about adding this under the unacceptable questions:

    Code:
       spam_useless_howto    A useless how to about how to get yourself banned
    But, I guess that all depends on what kind of mood the mods are in tomorrow when they read this. We'll see.
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    lmao... and i thought i was the only one coding python 2nite
    dd if=/dev/swc666 of=/dev/wyze

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    I must say, you catch on quickly. Nice source code, but I didn't see the GPL in the header.
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swc666 View Post
    lmao... and i thought i was the only one coding python 2nite
    you're not alone ....im coding every night..... not python (just begin py) but bash, i love bash it's really easy and powerful language

    coding is a fu....g drug for me......
    Watch your back, your packetz will belong to me soon... xD

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    xploitz: <you can almost hear the power-corrupted laughter>
    <as he thanks you for giving him someone to practice his new mad mod skillz on>


    Not sure if I should be offended by this yet!! lol...
    Do people really think I'm that power hungry, and can't wait to "pounce" on people??

    And I think of myself as extremely knowledgeable and helpful...not a dictator as depicted by the above.
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    No worries, m8, you're probably the most helpful and friendly person on the board. I was going for a bit of the-extreme-opposite-of-the-truth-is-funny there, mainly because I couldn't think of a good generalization of how you handle those kinds of threads. Not trying to offend. We can take the whole thing down if you like. It was late and I was bored. Also, I was mildly inspired by the thread theprez98 left open recently after banning the poster, in which someone suggested we should add it to the tutorials section as a "how to get banned" tutorial.
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    No No!

    Don't take it down

    That's hilarious......funniest thing I've seen in a long time

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    Absolutely priceless
    dd if=/dev/urandom of=/mybrain

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