So Backtrack 4 is based on Ubuntu or Debian. To be honest I would be much more peaceful if it would be based on Debian.
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69