Hell, I officially hit the Geritol years with the birth of my first grandchild.
Heh, how is Jesus doing?
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69