First of all it is obvious you are a noob, so no need to further advertise that.
Second if you want a serious bit of help then stop with all the "lol speak" crap. No one thanks what you have written is funny.
Third you need to Post more details about the problem/s you are having.
Such as some hardware info, making sure it is compatible. Check the wiki for this. Also post the exact information that you see on the display.
You probably need to configure your xorg.conf file.



