My mention of hacksaw must have distracted you. It was mainly just to be a pointer to the scripts it runs to automagically copy data.
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69