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    Quote Originally Posted by Thorn View Post
    I knew about the size, but not about the "thickening" part.


    The fee just went up.
    It's about the consistency and color of a chunky milkshake.
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Since the passwords should change periodically, create a simple text file that contains all of the current passwords, accounts, userids, etc. Encrypt this file with a powerful encryption program and keep the key to the encryption in a sealed envelope in a safe (the CEO's safe?).

    Send this encrypted file to a number of people who whould be there to "pick up the pieces" if you get too intimate with a bus, with the instructions of how to access the data. As the data changes, update the file and resend to your list of people, but use the same original key.

    This way, the info is always up to date. Plus, you only have to access the "safe" once. The data is now safe, secure and accessible in an emergency.

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    I was thinking it would be attached to a cable. Like I said, no one would think to look there. You'd probably still need Thorn's scuba mask though.
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Then I will personally transport the tapes back and forth in a company vehicle.
    What happens if when in route you get attacked by pirates?
    And I know I am behind 'cuz you mentioned it once before but do be so kind as to indulge me again, what are in your tanks?
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    What you need to do is print the list and put a copy under every keyboard in the kingdom. That way everyone has them when they need them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archangel.amael View Post
    What happens if when in route you get attacked by pirates?
    And I know I am behind 'cuz you mentioned it once before but do be so kind as to indulge me again, what are in your tanks?
    We don't see many pirates in my area, but we do see the occasional Ninja Mennonite.

    That tank would be 500,000 gallons of partially de-watered sewage.
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    We don't see many pirates in my area, but we do see the occasional Ninja Mennonite.

    That tank would be 500,000 gallons of partially de-watered sewage.
    Do they look like this guy?


    I wouldn't want him to steal my secrets either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    We don't see many pirates in my area, but we do see the occasional Ninja Mennonite.

    That tank would be 500,000 gallons of partially de-watered sewage.
    You can find it in the isle beside the raisins and apple chips.

    Oh, yea.

    Flying Monkey > Ninjas > Pirates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    You can find it in the isle beside the raisins and apple chips.
    Is that the same isle as all of those "natural whole foods" and what not?
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    Quote Originally Posted by archangel.amael View Post
    Is that the same isle as all of those "natural whole foods" and what not?
    Yep, our end product is definitely organic in nature.
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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