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    An Alfa AWUS036H overhauled by my wife (unintentionally, she says).
    Amazingly, it still works:

    Crime No.1
    Crime No.2
    Beer is served only to members of the trade union!

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    This one was posted on IRC not long ago...

    "The Website is Down"
    dd if=/dev/swc666 of=/dev/wyze

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    I;m sitting in Dell EU HQ, at a VMWame event and the VMWame tech is using a IBM Laptop for the demo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOFH139 View Post
    I;m sitting in Dell EU HQ, at a VMWame event and the VMWame tech is using a IBM Laptop for the demo.
    Is the tech a Dell employee or a VMWare employee?
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    He was a VMWare tech..

    Also you can add the Dell D631 & Poweredge R90
    6 to the HCL for BT3Final.


    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Is the tech a Dell employee or a VMWare employee?



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    USB Wine Tap

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    Am putting this one here because I give me a good laugh this morning:



    OEM licensing for Windows 3.11 finally to end in 4 months

    Believe it or not, that headline is not a typo. John Coyne, Systems Engineer in the OEM Embedded Devices group at Microsoft, has posted a quick blog entry that broke the bad news: as of November 1, 2008, Microsoft will no longer allow OEMs to license Windows for Workgroups 3.11 in the embedded channel. That's exactly 15 years after it shipped in November 1993! Poor OEMs have so much to put up with these days; first Windows XP, and now this!

    Windows for Workgroups 3.11 has of course been unavailable in retail and via client OEMs for years, but the embedded industry wanted to keep this ancient operating system around for much, much longer.
    http://arstechnica.com/journals/micr...nd-in-4-months

    And I though running Windows NT on ATM's was bad {will have prefer using an old ATM running OS/2 over all the new windows ones}.

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    Default In Soviet Russia Lasers Fire You....

    Dethklok Approved Laser Used in Soviet Russia Burninator Ravers EyeBalls.........

    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...080714?sp=true

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    Merely excluding the word terrorist from the results will lover the number of actual hits with 16.500.000
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    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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