Funny Stuff

[Miland3r]

Thought I'd share 2 examples of code I've come across while QA'ing an Enterprise clients J2EE apps.

if("value" == null){}

My favorite (!)how to check an arrays size

String[] values;
....
int valueSize = 0;
while(valueSize < values.length)
{
    ++valueSize;
}

[Archangel-Amael]

Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year May you get all the geek toys you wished for, and may the newbs learn to search before posting.

[imported_BaconZombie]

[imported_BaconZombie]

Old Skool Phreaking

[Gitsnik]

Some more code for laughs, this from a "it's too damn slow" application for a military contractor's non-classified app (I'm paraphrasing from memory).

filesize = getFileSize(FNAME);
while(bytesRead < fileSize) {
  open(FNAME);
  read(FNAME, chararray, 1); // READ ONE BYTE!!
  close(FNAME);
  bytesRead++;
}

Strangely enough the app ran slow

[Barry]

During a recent password audit, a company discovered a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital.

[imported_BaconZombie]

[ballaballaballa1]

Some of these are very very funny.

Thank you very much.

Bal.

[SilverSpam]

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