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    Thought I'd share 2 examples of code I've come across while QA'ing an Enterprise clients J2EE apps.

    Code:
    if("value" == null){}
    My favorite (!)how to check an arrays size
    Code:
    String[] values;
    ....
    int valueSize = 0;
    while(valueSize < values.length)
    {
        ++valueSize;
    }

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    Default Happy Holidays

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    Old Skool Phreaking


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    Some more code for laughs, this from a "it's too damn slow" application for a military contractor's non-classified app (I'm paraphrasing from memory).
    Code:
    filesize = getFileSize(FNAME);
    while(bytesRead < fileSize) {
      open(FNAME);
      read(FNAME, chararray, 1); // READ ONE BYTE!!
      close(FNAME);
      bytesRead++;
    }
    Strangely enough the app ran slow
    Still not underestimating the power...

    There is no such thing as bad information - There is truth in the data, so you sift it all, even the crap stuff.

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    During a recent password audit, a company discovered a blonde was using the following password:

    Code:
    MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento
    When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include one capital.

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    Default I like some of these

    Some of these are very very funny.

    Thank you very much.

    Bal.

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    wife?
    parsijoke.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/wife_zan_be_che_dard_mikhore.jpg

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