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    Omg I should get that localization for Klingon for Sophos Pure Message

    Looks like these guys at Sohpos have too much time on their hands.
    Tiocfaidh ár lá

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    The best comment is source code There are about 600 others to view as well.
    //Code sanitized to protect the foolish.
    using System;
    using System.Collections.Generic;
    using System.Text;
    using System.Reflection;
    using System.Web.UI;

    namespace Mobile.Web.Control
    {
    /// <summary>
    /// Class used to work around Richard being a ****ing idiot
    /// </summary>
    /// <remarks>
    /// The point of this is to work around his poor design so that paging will
    /// work on a mobile control. The main problem is the BindCompany() method,
    /// which he hoped would be able to do everything. I hope he dies.
    /// </remarks>
    public abstract class RichardIsA****ingIdiotControl : MobileBaseControl, ICompanyProfileControl
    {
    protected abstract Pager Pager { get; }

    public void BindCompany(int companyId) { }

    public RichardIsA****ingIdiotControl()
    {
    MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStup idity();
    }

    private void MakeSureNobodyAccidentallyGetsBittenByRichardsStup idity()
    {
    // Make sure nobody is actually using that ****ing bindcompany method
    MethodInfo m = this.GetType().GetMethod("BindCompany", BindingFlags.DeclaredOnly |
    BindingFlags.Instance | BindingFlags.Public | BindingFlags.NonPublic);
    if (m != null)
    {
    throw new RichardIsA****ingIdiotException("No!! Don't use the ****ing BindCompany method!!!");
    }
    // P.S. this method is a joke ... the rest of the class is ****ing serious
    }

    /// <summary>
    /// This returns true if this control is supposed to be doing anything
    /// at all for this request. Richard thought it was a good idea to load
    /// the entire website during every request and have things turn themselves
    /// off. He also thought bandanas and aviator sunglasses were "****in'
    /// gnarly, dude."
    /// </summary>
    protected bool IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb()
    {
    return Request.QueryString["Section"] == this.MenuItemKey;
    }

    protected override void OnLoad(EventArgs e)
    {
    if (IsThisTheRightPageImNotSureBecauseRichardIsDumb() )
    {
    Page.LoadComplete += new EventHandler(Page_LoadComplete);
    Pager.RowCount = GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
    }
    base.OnLoad(e);
    }

    protected abstract int GetRowCountBecauseRichardIsDumb();
    protected abstract void BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();

    void Page_LoadComplete(object sender, EventArgs e)
    {
    BindDataBecauseRichardIsDumb();
    }

    // the rest of his reduh-ndant interface members
    public abstract string MenuItemName { get; set; }
    public abstract string MenuItemKey { get; set; }
    public abstract bool IsCapable(CapabilityCheck checker, int companyId);
    public abstract bool ShowInMenu { get; }
    public virtual Control CreateHeaderControl()
    {
    return null;
    }
    }
    }

    My favorite however is:
    # To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
    At the bottom of the file:
    # To understand recursion, see the top of this file
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    # To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
    At the bottom of the file:
    # To understand recursion, see the top of this file
    googling is actually what got me to the site.
    I love that comment!

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    Another wonderful thread from the folks at the ubuntu forums.
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    I seriously just spilled my coffee when I read that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureh@te View Post
    I seriously just spilled my coffee when I read that.
    That sounds like some of the "fixes" I've read here...
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Quote Originally Posted by pureh@te View Post
    I seriously just spilled my coffee when I read that.
    I actually found that over at the gentoo forums.
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    Quote Originally Posted by archangel.amael View Post
    I actually found that over at the gentoo forums.

    The Gentoo version of building a house.

    Step 1. Plant pine tree seeds.
    Step 2. Wait.....
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    The Gentoo version of building a house.

    Step 1. Plant pine tree seeds.
    Step 2. Wait.....
    Yeah but I can emerge the exact type of pine tree I want.
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    What we have here is a clear cut case of Gentoo envy. Its sort of like when you like that girl in middle school, but the best way you can come up with to show it, is to make fun of her. That's what we have here.

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