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    I know what I'm doing when I get home tonight.

    http://www.slipperybrick.com/2009/03...prising-finds/
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    I know what I'm doing when I get home tonight.

    http://www.slipperybrick.com/2009/03...prising-finds/
    <holycrap>What a treasure trove!!!</holycrap>

    /me runs to store for fresh marshmallows
    dd if=/dev/swc666 of=/dev/wyze

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    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Nice. I need a woman like that. Heck, I need a woman.
    "You're only smoke and mirrors..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    I'm sorry but that's just funny.

    Hus: Ok, honey I'll get the Dewalt!
    Wif: Don't you think we use a new blade?
    Hus: Nah it's going to be inside
    Wif: How you gonna get the, you know, on it?
    Hus: Hmm, I know, I'll get the blow torch and heat it up and just slide it on, plus the heat'll sterilze the blade
    Wif: Uh, ok but I'm still unsure about this
    Hus: Relax, what's the worst that could happen
    < 10 minutes >
    OH SHIT DIAL 911! OH SHIT OH SHIT, OH SHIT. I'M CALLING 911 BABY JUST HANG ON!

    OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

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    I have the card in me head, but you have the memory problems?

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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    Auto starting embedded videos are evil. Oh, so is twitter.
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious...

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