<holycrap>What a treasure trove!!!</holycrap>Originally Posted by streaker69
/me runs to store for fresh marshmallows
I know what I'm doing when I get home tonight.
http://www.slipperybrick.com/2009/03...prising-finds/
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
<holycrap>What a treasure trove!!!</holycrap>
/me runs to store for fresh marshmallows
dd if=/dev/swc666 of=/dev/wyze
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69
Nice. I need a woman like that. Heck, I need a woman.
"You're only smoke and mirrors..."
I'm sorry but that's just funny.
Hus: Ok, honey I'll get the Dewalt!
Wif: Don't you think we use a new blade?
Hus: Nah it's going to be inside
Wif: How you gonna get the, you know, on it?
Hus: Hmm, I know, I'll get the blow torch and heat it up and just slide it on, plus the heat'll sterilze the blade
Wif: Uh, ok but I'm still unsure about this
Hus: Relax, what's the worst that could happen
< 10 minutes >
OH SHIT DIAL 911! OH SHIT OH SHIT, OH SHIT. I'M CALLING 911 BABY JUST HANG ON!
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.
I have the card in me head, but you have the memory problems?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69
Are you a twit?
http://current.com/items/89891774/tw...h_twitters.htm
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
Auto starting embedded videos are evil. Oh, so is twitter.
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ4hyxGLAYc
http://www.timminchin.com/2005/10/11...le-you-lyrics/
thought you guys might enjoy that
Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious...
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