I have a very oddball sense of humor... that being said... I feel like a dumb-ass explaining this to everyone.
I guess the explanation in my mind went something like this...
Aliens!! - According to some people aliens are to blame for everything weird that happens.
Janet Jackson!!- Janet Jackson exposed her boobs in a super bowl halftime show...she didn't want to go down as the the biggest f-up in super bowl history... so she made sure of the fact.
Hackerz!!- See aliens... should have actually labeled it as "crackerz".
Who ever did it!! (i.e. Darth Vader)- Owned!!!--- self explanatory.
In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.
-John C. Dvorak
Ask questions on the open forums, that way everybody benefits from the solution, and everybody can be corrected when they make mistakes. Don't send me private messages asking questions that should be asked on the open forums, I won't respond. I decline all "Friend Requests".
A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.
Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69