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    Quote Originally Posted by BOFH139 View Post
    Anybody seen the Irish Microsoft homepage today?

    http://www.microsoft.ie/
    lol Agd_Scorp is a killer, but i am not him
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    <epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days.
    Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime.
    I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?

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    <sd> I was once trying to explain to an exec why his account would never be absolutely secure.
    <sd> Me: "If somebody wants your account information badly enough, he's going to get it. He doesn't have to hack the system, he can just get it from you."
    <sd> Exec: "That's crazy, I'd never give anyone my password."
    <sd> Me: "Imagine you come home and find someone's broken in. He's got a gun to your daughter's head, and he tells you he's going to shoot in ten seconds if you don't give him your password. What would you do?"
    <sd> Exec: [long pause] ... Which daughter?
    <sd> To this day I still don't know if he was joking. But I no longer use that example.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathray View Post
    <epx> Some hacker is trying to hack into my computer for the last couple of days.
    Norton firewall blocked the hacker everytime.
    I know it is from the same person because the same IP address (192.168.1.100) keeps poping up. How do I locate his location using his IP address? What can else can I do?
    <scary voice on phone>

    Get out! Get Out! He's on your local LAN!
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOFH139 View Post
    I'm surprised it didn't also recommend books on Sado-Masoschism if you're also buying stuff for the AS400.
    A third party security audit is the IT equivalent of a colonoscopy. It's long, intrusive, very uncomfortable, and when it's done, you'll have seen things you really didn't want to see, and you'll never forget that you've had one.

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    @BOFH haha awesome connection !
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    Quote Originally Posted by streaker69 View Post
    I'm surprised it didn't also recommend books on Sado-Masoschism if you're also buying stuff for the AS400.
    No joke there.
    Of course, if you really wanted to have some fun, go to Wal-Mart late at night and ask the greeter if they could help you find trashbags, roll of carpet, rope, quicklime, clorox and a shovel. See if they give you any strange looks. --Streaker69

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    Be careful out there ftards are everywhere

    http://www.darknet.org.uk/category/retards/

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    Quote Originally Posted by wick86 View Post
    Be careful out there ftards are everywhere

    hxxp://w w w .darknet.org.uk/category/retards/

    HEY!! Give 'em a break... maybe they were taste testers for Sherwin Williams!!

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    Shouting in the Datacenter:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4

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