Is your child a hacker

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Originally Posted by streaker69

Actually, I think this article should be mass mailed to the teaming masses.

It should be written up like a news article. It would be hilarious.

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You mean like the dihydrogen monoxide scare?

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Originally Posted by Barry

You mean like the dihydrogen monoxide scare?

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Yes, exactly, I heard that in 2004, dihydrogen monoxide killed more people than guns, cars, cigarettes and cancer combined around the entire world.

Yea, it's probably one of the best solvents in the world as well. Give it enough time and it will dissolve mountains!

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Originally Posted by EnculeurDePoules

Excessive time spent on the computer, communicating with his fellow hackers may cause temporary damage to the eyes and brain, from the electromagnetic radiation. This will cause his marks to slip dramatically, particularly in difficult subjects such as Math, and Chemistry. In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases.

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We should no longer use "Idiots corner" we should rename it as "Medical Ward", maybe provide some support.....

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Originally Posted by webtrol

We should no longer use "Idiots corner" we should rename it as "Medical Ward", maybe provide some support.....

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I know a guy that might let us borrow a nail studded bat.

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Originally Posted by Barry

I know a guy that might let us borrow a nail studded bat.

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Hey, I keep that thing in my trunk fer a raisin. In case someone with their lunix tries gettin my computar over the inturwebs.

First time someone pointed that 'article' out, they mentioned it was pure satire....which I'm inclined to believe....Brilliant satire. If it were real? Our days as a species are nearing they're end.....:cool:

cheers

This Lonux where can I get it? I tried every AOL keyword I could think of and nothing came up!


I heard real hackers hang out at hotels and get told by Nuns they're going to Hell ;)

See you there in February!

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Originally Posted by beakmyn

This Lonux where can I get it? I tried every AOL keyword I could think of and nothing came up!


I heard real hackers hang out at hotels and get told by Nuns they're going to Hell ;)

See you there in February!

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You forgot about the pink suit. :D

Well I'm still trying to figure out what u83r l337 program was behind that fancy GUI in the pic of the hacker...

http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/childhacker/hacker.gif

Could those bars be some uber sophisticated h4X0r I7 n0w bars?