HOWTO: Get yourself banned
ifconfig brain0 down && ifconfig brain0 up
iwconfig brain0 mode unmanaged
iwconfig brain0 txpower 0mW
iwconfig brain0 sens none
get yourself banned console v 0.4
with apologies to the metasploit team
(8 unacceptable questions, 5 payloads, 1 destination)
gyab> show unacceptable questions
ilgl_wap_neighbor How do I break into my neighbor's wireless network?
ilgl_wap_coffee How do I break into my local coffee shop's wireless network?
ilgl_wap_hotel How do I break into my hotel's wireless network?
ilgl_wap_fakeclient How do I break into my "client's" wireless network?
ilgl_general How do I <insert illegal hacking task here>?
spam_software Buy <blah, blah, blah> for only <blah, blah, blah>!
spam_accusatory You know you all are a bunch of criminal hackers anyway, so tell me what I want to know!
spam_expletive You <bleep>ing mods, go ahead and <bleep>ing ban me!
gyab> use ilgl_wap_neighbor
gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> show payloads
ridicule_streaker69 streaker69 makes fun of you and you get banned
ridicule_bp balding_parrot makes fun of you and you get banned
ridicule_xploitz xploitz makes fun of you and you get banned
ridicule_general lots of people make fun of you and you get banned
pld_all_above all of the above
gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor> set PAYLOAD pld_all_above
gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> show post destinations
idiots_corner The Idiot's Corner
gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> set DEST idiots_corner
gyab ilgl_wap_neighbor pld_all_above> post
Connecting to Remote Exploit's Newbie forum...
Posting unacceptable question...
Waiting for feedback...
streaker69: <something about soap, walnuts, jail cells, and bubba>
<we all laugh while feeling mildly uncomfortable>
balding_parrot: <like Zorro with a keyboard, he cuts you down to 3 microns with his rapier wit>
<and leaves a "bp" on your virtual forehead>
xploitz: <you can almost hear the power-corrupted laughter>
<as he thanks you for giving him someone to practice his new mad mod skillz on>
theprez98: <states "We do not condone your behavior. This thread is closed and you are banned.">
<mumbles to himself "This was so much easier when I could just shoot 'em">
Checking thread location...
Thread moved to the Idiot's Corner.
Checking account status...
Account ban successful.
Unable to continue connection. Connection reset by remote server. Good-bye.